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Mark!
@shinypb
Map/filter/reduce in a tweet:
map([, , ], cook)
=> [, , ]
filter([, , ], isVegetarian)
=> [, ]
reduce([, ], eat)
=>
map([, , ], cook)
=> [, , ]
filter([, , ], isVegetarian)
=> [, ]
reduce([, ], eat)
=>
Retweet of status by @steveluscher
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Mark!
@shinypb
Just a quick note to say: We've updated our job listings to include internship positions. And there are oodles. slack.com/jobs
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@shinypb
|๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ|
| encrypt |
| what u |
| love |
|๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ__|
(\__/) ||
(โขใ โข) ||
/ ใ ใฅ
| encrypt |
| what u |
| love |
|๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ__|
(\__/) ||
(โขใ โข) ||
/ ใ ใฅ
Retweet of status by @jessysaurusrex
Mark (omg I'm a dad)
@shinypb
Well I broke the apple slicer but at least I invented the Danger Apple. pic.twitter.com/ppjYGsEApW
Retweet of status by @SteveHimmer
Mark!
@shinypb
The Monica Perf Test: if you wouldn't make eye contact with a stranger for the time it takes your web app to first paint, it's too slow.
Retweet of status by @notwaldorf
Mark!
@shinypb
How did we not see it sooner? twitter.com/buzzfeed/statuโฆ
Retweet of status by @jayholler
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@shinypb
A true story, told in 2 tweets --
[2 days ago]
Kim : "Due date is close. Always answer ur phone if I call."
Me : "Ok, honey!"
[2 days ago]
Kim : "Due date is close. Always answer ur phone if I call."
Me : "Ok, honey!"
Retweet of status by @jazzychad
Mark!
@shinypb
[just now, phone rings]
*omg* "Hello?!
Can you help with groceries?
No, I'm on the toilet..
WHY DID YOU ANSWER YOUR PHONE?
*omg* "Hello?!
Can you help with groceries?
No, I'm on the toilet..
WHY DID YOU ANSWER YOUR PHONE?
Retweet of status by @jazzychad
Mark!
@shinypb
Me: I'm going to have a super productive day today!
Universe: lol
Universe: lol
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
