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shk
@shk_ia
i wouldnt mind being uni for the rest of my life tbh life is acc so calm during uni, just chill crack a cupla bants n eat out
31 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i wouldnt mind being uni for the rest of my life tbh life is acc so calm during uni, just chill crack a cupla bants n eat out 🤣🤣
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shk
@shk_ia
my 8yr old cousin is watching me text ppl and reading all the messages out and he just screams “LOOOOOOL” out of the blue ffs
17 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote my 8yr old cousin is watching me text ppl and reading all the messages out and he just screams “LOOOOOOL” out of the blue ffs 🤣🤣
shk
@shk_ia
so teedawoods definition of ‘hustle’ is scamming teenagers? DFKMMM
Retweet of status by @_TasniimA_
21 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote so teedawoods definition of ‘hustle’ is scamming teenagers? DFKMMM🤣🤣🤣
shk
@shk_ia
Life was good when this came out pic.twitter.com/P0WDjMyACY
20 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Life was good when this came out 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/P0WDjMyACY
shk
@shk_ia
to whoever that needs to hear this:
there’s more to life than chasing after someone and having an mcm/wcw
there’s more to life than chasing after someone and having an mcm/wcw
08 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote to whoever that needs to hear this:
there’s more to life than chasing after someone and having an mcm/wcw👉🏼
shk
@shk_ia
“I’ll pattern uni work this holiday” the only thing i’ve patterned this holiday is sleeping 10hrs everyday
05 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “I’ll pattern uni work this holiday” the only thing i’ve patterned this holiday is sleeping 10hrs everyday 🥴
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31 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote your mcm stops replying to you at midnight saying “i’m going to sleep” just so he can chat to his actual girl in peace. Do better sis 🤣
29 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote begging for halal mcdonalds but you’re already moving morbidly obese?? Make it make sense 🤣🤣
shk
@shk_ia
Nowadays Muslims be like:
Salat:
Zakat:
Alcohol:
Sex:
Weed:
Riba:
Respecting elders:… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Salat:
Zakat:
Alcohol:
Sex:
Weed:
Riba:
Respecting elders:… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @KhananChaudhry
18 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nowadays Muslims be like:
Salat: 🤷♂️
Zakat: 🤷♂️
Alcohol: 🤷♂️
Sex: 🤷♂️
Weed: 🤷♂️
Riba: 🤷♂️
Respecting elders:… https://t.co/j3iBxJv8eX
shk
@shk_ia
No other burger place out there that can top Burgeri, don’t @ me
15 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote No other burger place out there that can top Burgeri, don’t @ me 😣
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊
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