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Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
y'all should call me Spongebob the way I'm flying off this Dutch man
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Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
call my Glock Harry Potter the way I keep a Deathly Hollow Chambered in Secret
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Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
yβall should call me Tommy Lee the way I play wit the drum to make them bands stay together β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
y'all can catch me sippin on Wokonda with the Black Xanther
Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
she Jackin my Dunlop and that shit take CouRage no JD
Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
GO:OD Morning.
Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
no fucking shot my balls smell THIS bad bro
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Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
nathan ainβt been right since i left man pic.twitter.com/mqlOwJsMab
Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
farted so hard it propelled me forward like a little squid
Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
RT if you got a poopy ass butt RN
Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
@Dayscd Big Chungus just unfollowed Sussing Amogus and Gurbunks on Finstergram IDK if I can even do this anymore
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
