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dan
@shortyolguin
“do I have time for a guy to come and eat my ass really quick” bye
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dan
@shortyolguin
why do i want a baby so bad
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dan
@shortyolguin
me: I’m shyy
also me: pull out yo dick🧍️
also me: pull out yo dick🧍️
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dan
@shortyolguin
ive had sex dreams four nights in a row, i am deprived
dan
@shortyolguin
I gotta delete the amazon app off my phone
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dan
@shortyolguin
Cross me once, watch me stunt forever
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dani
@shortyolguin
I mean if you were my man I’d buy you that ps5 for valentines
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dani
@shortyolguin
2020 Audi RS7 Sportback - Nardo Grey pic.twitter.com/P8vMuFdZVd
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
