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Jessie Weber
@shvrmitmbrs
This dudes tinder profile says he hates garlic, like who tf hates garlic, gtfo bye
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Jessie Weber
@shvrmitmbrs
There's something so satisfying about turning down an ex when they text you saying they miss you. God, I love iittttt
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Jessie Weber
@shvrmitmbrs
Well, I scared another one away. I shouldn't be allowed to talk to men. pic.twitter.com/HAUzwUrzUB
Jessie Weber
@shvrmitmbrs
This got me unmatched. Well. I thought it was funny pic.twitter.com/CzLqHeVCOP
Jessie Weber
@shvrmitmbrs
Following tsa on insta was a great life choice. "Can I bring a wooden chicken/lemons/a baking sheet/hard boiled eggs on my carry on?"
Jessie Weber
@shvrmitmbrs
"why isn't there a tinder for drugs"
Jessie Weber
@shvrmitmbrs
When you watch a horror film and have to follow it with Pixar so you can actually fall asleep
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Jessie Weber
@shvrmitmbrs
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF SEX TRIVIA @shvrmitmbrs @MisAwful
Retweet of status by @RachelErbaugh
Jessie Weber
@shvrmitmbrs
@shvrmitmbrs and I were just ROASTED by Alton Brown. Single. No money. No friends. He got us in the feelz.
Retweet of status by @RachelErbaugh
Jessie Weber
@shvrmitmbrs
Apparently sending a pic of your cat's feet to someone who asked for a pic of your feet is not funny....who am I kidding, it totally is
Jessie Weber
@shvrmitmbrs
Cracked phone screen? Fine. Can hardly read the screen? Ok. But as soon as I can't plug in my aux cord, that's it. Time for a new phone.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
