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Sharmaji ki beti
@simplyAnnu
Single is not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live n enjoy life without depending on the others.
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Sharmaji ki beti
@simplyAnnu
You might have thousands of followers but no one to talk.
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Sharmaji ki beti
@simplyAnnu
How to impress me?
just be loyal behind my back
just be loyal behind my back
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Sharmaji ki beti
@simplyAnnu
Finding someone whom you can say โI wish I had met you soonerโ is
Sharmaji ki beti
@simplyAnnu
Genie: You have only one wish left.
Me: I wish I was a Star!
Gene: Werd, but okay.
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From R/Jokes
Me: I wish I was a Star!
Gene: Werd, but okay.
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From R/Jokes
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
