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Blissfully Meh
@sir_shithead_I
Do you ever hold your phone further away when you tap on a new followerโs profile because you donโt know what to expect?
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M. Knight Shutthefuckup
@sir_shithead_I
Single Married
Not getting any
Not getting any
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Sir Shithead I
@sir_shithead_I
Happy, happy bday @sir_shithead_I Youโre my favorite shithead ever on the interwebs Hope you get spoiled with wโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Sir Shithead I
@sir_shithead_I
What do birds have to discuss at 4:30am?...Chatty bitches.
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Sir Shithead I
@sir_shithead_I
Just found out one of my coworkers was born the year after I graduated high school, Iโll be having a liquid lunch now...
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Sir Shithead I
@sir_shithead_I
happy day
hope you all enjoy your flowers, chocolates and butt sex
hope you all enjoy your flowers, chocolates and butt sex
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Sir Shithead I
@sir_shithead_I
WIFE: *texting me from conference* Iโm a little drunk
MY MOM: Is this a group text?
MY AUNT: Who is this??
MYโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
MY MOM: Is this a group text?
MY AUNT: Who is this??
MYโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Sir Shithead I
@sir_shithead_I
HAPPY 50% OFF OF REESEโS TREES DAY EVERYONE!
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Sir Shithead I
@sir_shithead_I
He said he had to take a shit and that's the last time I saw him
Poor guy must have drowned in the toilet and flushed himself away
Poor guy must have drowned in the toilet and flushed himself away
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Sir Shithead I
@sir_shithead_I
@WineMummy @sir_shithead_I I. Am. Dying.
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Sir Shithead I
@sir_shithead_I
Heart: awwwwwww
Brain: SHUT UP
Brain: SHUT UP
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
