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@sissyknits
#MySignificantOtherIn4Words
This could get mushy...
This could get mushy...
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@sissyknits
#ThePerksOfBeingAJedi
I wouldn't know...#Sith
I wouldn't know...#Sith
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@sissyknits
#FirstThoughtsThisMorning
What died in my mouth?
What died in my mouth?
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@sissyknits
#SaySomethingNiceAboutATweep
@darksidedeb I think you and I would be trouble IRL and the thought amuses the crap out of me. YOU ROCK
@darksidedeb I think you and I would be trouble IRL and the thought amuses the crap out of me. YOU ROCK
Sissyknits
@sissyknits
Dog fluffer
...groomer. I meant groomer. #HelpWantedApplyWithin
...groomer. I meant groomer. #HelpWantedApplyWithin
Sissyknits
@sissyknits
My browser history now includes "dildo wall display"
Thanks Twitter.
#UnconventionalWallHangings
Thanks Twitter.
#UnconventionalWallHangings
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@sissyknits
#YouAreSpecialBecause Gosh Darn It.. People Like You #SNL
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@sissyknits
What?? *cough* I have snacks #TaglineYourself
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@sissyknits
= I'm mid intercourse #NewMeaningsForEmojis
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Sissyknits
@sissyknits
I'm drunk and lying on the sidewalk. #NewMeaningsForEmojis
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@sissyknits
Along Came Polident #NotSoRomCom pic.twitter.com/t8zfL57Gjv
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...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
