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@sissymaidmelody
Hold my beer while I play with the dog.
( via @Dumbsheat) pic.twitter.com/7Frku9lmUI
( via @Dumbsheat) pic.twitter.com/7Frku9lmUI
Retweet of status by @holdmyale
18 Apr 20
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(π₯ via @Dumbsheat) https://t.co/7Frku9lmUI
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@sissymaidmelody
Because nothing says "I love you" like a ring from Poundland
BBC News - Poundland sells 40,000 engagement rβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
BBC News - Poundland sells 40,000 engagement rβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
14 Feb 20
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BBC News - Poundland sells 40,000 engagement r⦠https://t.co/XWsAHT8KXd
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@sissymaidmelody
kitty wants to cuddle too plz pic.twitter.com/4buiD4iUOZ
Retweet of status by @HeyKitties
26 Dec 19
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@sissymaidmelody
You can't beat a Boxing Day nap... pic.twitter.com/m2vv8MA3ZG
Retweet of status by @helloclangers
26 Dec 19
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@sissymaidmelody
It's #AceAwarenessWeek ! Here's my favourite excerpt from one of my favourite @asexualjournal articles twitter.com/shaniceobongo/β¦
Retweet of status by @shaniceobongo
21 Oct 19
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@sissymaidmelody
More lovely items being posted out today... we are so happy to be sending out nice surprises from wishlists and putting smiles on faces
Retweet of status by @my_brighten
09 Sep 19
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@TheSplintercat I saw the picture of the gin
26 Jul 19
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Good morning Twitterland
Can't stop!
Won't stop!
I celebrate each day...so F y'all negative vibes.
Rereleasedβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Can't stop!
Won't stop!
I celebrate each day...so F y'all negative vibes.
Rereleasedβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @OnlyGeeves
08 Jun 19
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Can't stop!
Won't stop!
I celebrate each day...so F y'all negative vibes.
Rereleased⦠https://t.co/DACv9pfGR3
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@sissymaidmelody
RT Jewish_Proverbs
He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral.
β Yiddish proverb
Jewish
He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral.
β Yiddish proverb
Jewish
Retweet of status by @YiddishProverbs
11 Apr 19
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He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral.
β Yiddish proverb
β‘ Jewish
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@sissymaidmelody
@Swirlingfire Most of those run away pretty fast from me, too
Not the girl they're looking for
Not the shemale tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Not the girl they're looking for
Not the shemale tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
10 Mar 19
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Not the girl they're looking for
Not the shemale t⦠https://t.co/L74OIkbFT4
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RT Jewish_Proverbs
How many will listen to the truth when you tell them?
β Yiddish proverb
Jewish
How many will listen to the truth when you tell them?
β Yiddish proverb
Jewish
Retweet of status by @YiddishProverbs
28 Feb 19
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How many will listen to the truth when you tell them?
β Yiddish proverb
β‘ Jewish
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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