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Spooky Jack-o'-lantern
@sjalexander
@Talen_Lee No thanks Twitter I got this pic.twitter.com/iBp1DcVa2n
25 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Talen_Lee No thanks Twitter I got this 😂 https://t.co/iBp1DcVa2n
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Subversive Jollity
@sjalexander
Today we're reporting:
226 new positive #COVID19 cases, county total at 2,266
18 new recoveries, county total a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
226 new positive #COVID19 cases, county total at 2,266
18 new recoveries, county total a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
24 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today we're reporting:
👉 226 new positive #COVID19 cases, county total at 2,266
👉 18 new recoveries, county total a… https://t.co/ru3scJXH3V
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Smug Jackass, MS
@sjalexander
This weather has been nice and warm but I seem to have just gotten my first mosquito bite of the year
10 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This weather has been nice and warm but I seem to have just gotten my first mosquito bite of the year 🤬
Smug Jackass
@sjalexander
@Lexialex I think you are going to cause a run on the natron market in the US
24 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Lexialex I think you are going to cause a run on the natron market in the US 😆
Smug Jackass, MS
@sjalexander
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* . Summoning *
. * demons to help *… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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. * demons to help *… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
21 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote * ⭐️ . . * * . *
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* .🌍 Summoning 💫 *
. * demons to help *… https://t.co/7Eg0tGAY0V
Smug Jackass, MS
@sjalexander
THIS IS NOT A DATING SITE pic.twitter.com/FAPESYJzeL
Retweet of status by @bestofnextdoor
02 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote THIS 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 DATING 👏 SITE 👏 https://t.co/FAPESYJzeL
Smug Jackass, MS
@sjalexander
ANNOUNCEMENT
I recently graduated from CMU w/ a 3.92 GPA in Computer Science and ample internship experiences r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I recently graduated from CMU w/ a 3.92 GPA in Computer Science and ample internship experiences r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @techmariah
22 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🗣ANNOUNCEMENT 👀
I recently graduated from CMU w/ a 3.92 GPA in Computer Science and ample internship experiences r… https://t.co/bkJAjZjTvF
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Smug Jackass, MS
@sjalexander
Sadly Evergreen Tweet twitter.com/foundhistory/s…
Retweet of status by @SarahEBond
01 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🌲 Sadly Evergreen Tweet🌲 https://t.co/lyNLozEdGl
ʷoͪnͣeͭ ͣⁿmͦaͭnͪ ͤ ͬ gͫaͣtⁿheˢrᵖsͥˡˡˢ
@sjalexander
This was returned to the library yesterday by a patron. The book was “How To Raise A Puppy You Can Live With” pic.twitter.com/8RcfOZWrO2
08 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This was returned to the library yesterday by a patron. The book was “How To Raise A Puppy You Can Live With” 😂 https://t.co/8RcfOZWrO2
the sj is for smug jackass
@sjalexander
My top five epidemiology fails:
1) Regression to the mean [ before/after studies]
2) Immortal time bias [ in co… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
1) Regression to the mean [ before/after studies]
2) Immortal time bias [ in co… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @benthebray
01 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My top five epidemiology fails:
1) Regression to the mean [👀 before/after studies]
2) Immortal time bias [☠️ in co… https://t.co/jgfoQ01w3V
the sj is for smug jackass
@sjalexander
If you’re on the fence about ditching Facebook, it’s been 3+ yrs and I have regrets. Photo sharing is more than… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
12 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you’re on the fence about ditching Facebook, it’s been 3+ yrs and I have 0️⃣ regrets. Photo sharing is more than… https://t.co/ClxFvmk2uK
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊