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Snorri
@skwunt
@coffeeandvinyl1 @Montythewhippet Poor David β¦
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side piece
@skwunt
bruce bannerβs backseat
coworkers drivers
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
coworkers drivers
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @Holy_Mowgli
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side piece
@skwunt
@Mom_Overboard We were at a tweet up and you showed up and tried to steal my twitter boyfriend who was @tsm560
side piece
@skwunt
MY WIFE: Get off twitter and spend time with your family
ME:
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Retweet of status by @DrakeGatsby
Cori
@skwunt
DM rooms a year ago:
Me: *drops a tweet* haha look at the funny I did
Room: Gross Cori
DM rooms now:
Room: Okβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Me: *drops a tweet* haha look at the funny I did
Room: Gross Cori
DM rooms now:
Room: Okβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
coribara
@skwunt
Tried to buy a rabbit but the pet store tricked me with a sideways duck again
Retweet of status by @AndrewNadeau0
coribara
@skwunt
@skwunt Kindergarten teacher: head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes
5 year old skwunt:
5 year old skwunt:
Retweet of status by @McGrumpenstein
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capycori π
@skwunt
Your...
job's a joke
broke
love life's D.O.A
someone told you life was gonna be this way
job's a joke
broke
love life's D.O.A
someone told you life was gonna be this way
Retweet of status by @stevevsninjas
capycori π
@skwunt
When Canadians play Sorry,
a 4th dimension opens up and theyβre forced to live in a perpetual, apologetic circle jerk.
a 4th dimension opens up and theyβre forced to live in a perpetual, apologetic circle jerk.
unicori π¦
@skwunt
ITβS WOODY WEDNESDAY
Send me 1-2 of your tweets and 1-2 from a friend at the end of the day.
Me:β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Send me 1-2 of your tweets and 1-2 from a friend at the end of the day.
Me:β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
coribara
@skwunt
@TheRobCee Nice
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
