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Samantha McKay
@slammSAM336
hockey season is over
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Samantha McKay
@slammSAM336
a Budweiser is TOTALLY an appropriate seat saving present
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Samantha McKay
@slammSAM336
within 24 hours I will have worked 3 different shifts...........
Samantha McKay
@slammSAM336
flirt with the hoodrats then pop models
Samantha McKay
@slammSAM336
it only took a trip to Charlotte, but I finally got my name written on my Starbucks cup
Samantha McKay
@slammSAM336
work hard, sit on the couch and play harder pic.twitter.com/Hq3B4jGXUq
Samantha McKay
@slammSAM336
someone hand picked through my mixed nuts and just took out what they wanted. THEY'RE MIXED FOR A REASON
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Samantha McKay
@slammSAM336
I am the saddest little dude this morning.
Samantha McKay
@slammSAM336
Samantha McKay
@slammSAM336
@BigWhiskNC my god you hit the mother load! I want this for all meals, every single day
Samantha McKay
@slammSAM336
@Nikkiboggs13 fuuuuuuck work in general
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
