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monique
@sloppytortilla
Iβm not sure what I expected at all from it lol, but what the fuck was that Winnie the Pooh movie
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monique
@sloppytortilla
World Cup soccer is just the best. Also the polish anthem sounded like a bunch of drunk guys at a bar
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monique
@sloppytortilla
Yankees game gonna be done before the Astros
monique
@sloppytortilla
I even make the good white queso they serve at the restaurants
monique
@sloppytortilla
Iβm apart of the crazy chicken lady club according to chicken lady friend
monique
@sloppytortilla
I mean, you can do whatever you want. But my advice is to not use your β(name)likesbigwieners@yahoo.comβ as your email for work.
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monique
@sloppytortilla
Autos have been around for like 100 years and we still donβt have ac vents at crotch level itβs roasty out here wβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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monique
@sloppytortilla
So I guess Iβll just never get my tax refund lol. Sent it feb 12th. Still processing
monique
@sloppytortilla
I used to avoid working holidays because family. Now I try to work holidays because my holiday pay is fucking legit
monique
@sloppytortilla
I love when you stop texting people first and you just never talk to them again
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
