Nkonge Assumpta (small_mami) - Page 6

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If I send u a meme and all I get back is a “” imma assume you don’t gaf about my existence

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Nkonge Assumpta @small_mami

Dear Autocorrect,
It's Shaku Shaku
Not Shackles Shackles
Nor Shaky Shaky (daddy)
Nor Shake Shake

SHAKU SHAKU

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Some people should be given award for food mixing..

How can you carry Rice, Beans, spaghetti, Dodo inside one plate, to one stomach.

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I told the girl "Take off your bra"

She said "Boo Breast don fall"

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Some people don't have spirit of forgiveness at all, how can you sweep your room and use your Ex's picture as Parker?

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fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*