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dinosara
@smalla_bug
new dan and phil sims video! yes this is actually happening. prepare for drama. DIL GETS PREGNANT - youtube.com/watch?v=Ht8pEjβ¦
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dinosara
@smalla_bug
my 2017 resolutions are off to a fantastic start! my third hand is growing in nicely. by march I should have fully sprouted a whole arm!
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dinosara
@smalla_bug
the problem of staying at home sick for 3 days is that i'm not sure if i'm able to blend in our society anymore how does one greet someone?
dinosara
@smalla_bug
it doesn't really look like this irl but it's blueish yay pic.twitter.com/k0KRih7gTw
dinosara
@smalla_bug
#IveLearnedToAccept that green day are good... who am i trying to fool, i always knew that, you just can't defy facts
dinosara
@smalla_bug
@smalla_bug MY LIL HOE NERO IS SO BIG, AUNTIE IS SO PROUD
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dinosara
@smalla_bug
i earned 5β¬ for grooming my grandma's plants for an hour
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dinosara
@smalla_bug
i forgot to have a snack the whole day, where's mah dinner i'm starving
dinosara
@smalla_bug
I'm on a night expedition to find the ultimate rock to carve a stone sword. stone is easier to work with at night, this is a magical fact
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sara
@smalla_bug
hey grammar polices...? i didn't ask anything
sara
@smalla_bug
when your 6 y/o cousin thinks he's a hairdresser and decides your hair looks ugly thanks
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
