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@smalls_9614
Someone just said a pet peeve of theirβs is being late. We would never get along in a million years
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Smalls
@smalls_9614
the first time it snows everyone acts like they donβt know how to drive even though it snows. every. single. year.
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Smalls
@smalls_9614
Me every morning after IοΈ go out: Lily, how did IοΈ get into your house last night?
Smalls
@smalls_9614
The worst part about working at hooters is not being able to tell creepy guys to fuck off
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Smalls
@smalls_9614
Broncos we are gonna row the boat to an undefeated season.
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Smalls
@smalls_9614
This must be the summer where everyone gets engaged and I'm sitting here single af watching it happen
Smalls
@smalls_9614
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day pic.twitter.com/NFxCjWQZ9S
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Smalls
@smalls_9614
This queen don't need a king οΈ
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@smalls_9614
@RoxiDenHartigh I know
Smalls
@smalls_9614
Decided that I'm gonna be one of Hugh Hefner's playmates. He'll probably pay for my college and buy me a finger monkey.
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Smalls
@smalls_9614
My roommate hates me @smalls_9614
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
