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@smalltownkid13
Most people's dreams: six pack abs
My dreams: six figure salary
I'd rather be fat and rich than fit and broke
My dreams: six figure salary
I'd rather be fat and rich than fit and broke
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Maxwell
@smalltownkid13
You clean up pretty nice P.S. Don't forget I caught the bouquet @smalltownkid13 pic.twitter.com/PDCoued9ns
Maxwell
@smalltownkid13
Don't stop working hard until your bank account balance looks like a phone number
Maxwell
@smalltownkid13
Cubs Cards game next week. The wait is almost over
Maxwell
@smalltownkid13
S/O to the police officers, fire fighters, EMT employees, etc. who worked today to insure a safe Christmas Day. I am so thankful
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Maxwell
@smalltownkid13
Merry Christmas you lot!
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Maxwell
@smalltownkid13
Where I'm from people only argue about four things. Cubs or Cards, John Deere or Case, Ford or Chevy and El Patio or Los Lomas
Maxwell
@smalltownkid13
All my rowdy friends turn up on Burlington Road
Maxwell
@smalltownkid13
It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice
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Maxwell
@smalltownkid13
Anyone see a resemblance??? They shop together to say the least pic.twitter.com/nRqjatgsXD
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
