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megs
@smileformegan
Breaks my heart when someone asks me to make them a cup of tea with loads of milk, itβs just not right
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megs
@smileformegan
my moisturiser bottle looks very similar to my lube and I very nearly lubed my face
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megs
@smileformegan
when LOST Liverpool oversell tickets so they cut the music for half an hour to get people to leave
megs
@smileformegan
How horrible is it when you proper like a song but it reminds you of that one moment in your life you don't wanna be reminded about
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megs
@smileformegan
It's 2 months till Christmas& not that I mind I adore Christmas BUT no joke this has been the fastest year in the history of the world
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megs
@smileformegan
Post Malone actually does things to me
megs
@smileformegan
@harvalexanderr Itβs funnier because yall had to pay for those 10 mins next time donβt degrade women
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@smileformegan
Gone off so many people this year, naaaat my cup of tea
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megs
@smileformegan
my relationship is basically shit food, shit tv and obsessing over cute dogs
megs
@smileformegan
i tell you what, 20% discount sounds all well n good until you realise you canβt afford the other 80%
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megs
@smileformegan
you know ur a student when u use your tv as a clothes airer
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
