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Samantha Roach
@smroach95
Ed Sheeran Diet Tip pic.twitter.com/VHJSuMPmOD
Retweet of status by @BrosConfessions
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Samantha Roach
@smroach95
About to watch V for Vendetta and there's literally 4 pages of language options....
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Samantha Roach
@smroach95
Never far from a McDonald's pic.twitter.com/rrzLy71ICK
Samantha Roach
@smroach95
Out here keeping up with dads friends
Samantha Roach
@smroach95
"Please tell your lovers and friends that Usher John and Luda had to do it again #tbt
Samantha Roach
@smroach95
My sister still has her recorder from like 3rd grade at Patterson @AlexandraRoach5
Samantha Roach
@smroach95
In the middle of "oh I'll pay my tab" and "no plz have at it" with my moms boyfriend
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Samantha Roach
@smroach95
To my dad everything's a life lesson...
Samantha Roach
@smroach95
@kendallferg13 just now seeing that first tweet and how it rlly made no sense...
Samantha Roach
@smroach95
Is it bad that when my dad comes to visit he's mad I don't have a fake ID so I can drink with him.... #thestruggle
Samantha Roach
@smroach95
Came into the doctor for a doctors not and now they want to give me a shot..... #fuck
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
