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@snflwrmommy
My sexuality is stupidity. Oh you canβt count? Iβm going to fuck you RAW
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@snflwrmommy
me, with my cheek swollen to the size of a tennis ball: AAAA (paralyzing pain) AAAAA
somebody on thβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
somebody on thβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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@snflwrmommy
me: Aww is Mommy being mean, sweetheart?
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me, [proceeds to be meaner]: Aww, thatβs too bad.
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me, [proceeds to be meaner]: Aww, thatβs too bad.
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@snflwrmommy
my friends, enthusiastically climbing over tables and mimicking being pushed against the surface: look!!
disgruntβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
disgruntβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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@snflwrmommy
Iβm not responsible for the consequences of your actions.
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@snflwrmommy
The difference in things I wake up to pic.twitter.com/cGKmXvY3ig
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@snflwrmommy
Once again I am in class. Tweeting about cock and ball torture from the front row letβs go
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@snflwrmommy
Good morning and happy Valentine's to all the milfs out there. The rest of y'all...gm I guess .
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@snflwrmommy
Didn't wake up to a hundred thousand dollars wishing me a happy birthday, I know who's sleeping on the floor tonight.
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@snflwrmommy
No idea if I'm hallucinating because it's only 4 in the morning but does this actually say "vagina as liability"? pic.twitter.com/M0exeXVlKo
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@snflwrmommy
"you attract what you fear"
Oh nooo someone sending me $1000 for existing? I'm terrified My knees are tremblβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Oh nooo someone sending me $1000 for existing? I'm terrified My knees are tremblβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
