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Emmanuel Lumumba
@sniffmanuell
Doc : Do you work out?
Me : Everyday doc! Every single single day!! pic.twitter.com/L1QABW1jHR
Me : Everyday doc! Every single single day!! pic.twitter.com/L1QABW1jHR
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Emmanuel Lumumba
@sniffmanuell
@cyncarly_ *checks avi*... How much you want? Give me a number...
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Emmanuel Lumumba
@sniffmanuell
Haha "@sniffmanuell: Brands gone savage pic.twitter.com/TEZQFhFxVd"
Emmanuel Lumumba
@sniffmanuell
Kenyan aunts.
Her: Unakumbuka uncle Brian?
Me: Hapana.
Her: Hukumbuki uncle Brian?
*so you think asking again will magically remind me?*
Her: Unakumbuka uncle Brian?
Me: Hapana.
Her: Hukumbuki uncle Brian?
*so you think asking again will magically remind me?*
Emmanuel Lumumba
@sniffmanuell
Archaeologists find teeth tht survived in th ground for more than 5000yrs. But a dentist will tell u u'll loose urs if u don't visit often
Emmanuel Lumumba
@sniffmanuell
If I live to be 100, I'm gonna make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people. Like, I ate a spoonful of shoe polish every day
Emmanuel Lumumba
@sniffmanuell
Looks like Zambia Police are looking for a cat pic.twitter.com/orbITh3uOZ
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Emmanuel Lumumba
@sniffmanuell
"@sniffmanuell: Looks like Zambia Police are looking for a cat pic.twitter.com/hc4zSIEBpC"
Retweet of status by @Siphi_Kuz
Emmanuel Lumumba
@sniffmanuell
Why did Koffi Olomide kick that girl though? Put him on the next flight back Not in Nairobi! #PhotoPhriday pic.twitter.com/NU0uPafZco
Emmanuel Lumumba
@sniffmanuell
People spend money they don't have on big weddings trynna impress people who actually don't care
Emmanuel Lumumba
@sniffmanuell
So now people are selling guns like shoes on Facebook pic.twitter.com/1oBE4ZANDf
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
