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Some Boys' Mother
@someboysmother
@Cynical_Parent I seem to remember your husband being a math guy, did he not work the stats out on that comment?
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Some Boys' Mother
@someboysmother
Call the Burn Unit for my ht Valentine's Day plans
I'm going to climb into my bed, and very slowly eat queso I put in the microwave.
I'm going to climb into my bed, and very slowly eat queso I put in the microwave.
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Some Boys' Mother
@someboysmother
"There was a time that our country believed in science."
- Kamala Harris
- Kamala Harris
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Some Boys' Mother
@someboysmother
@Triathleteby40 I've been doing some arguing about conspiracy theories myself, that's hard work. No offense taken
Some Boys' Mother
@someboysmother
oh my god Donald donβt you ever stop you dumb sweaty meatloaf twitter.com/yashar/status/β¦
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Some Boys' Mother
@someboysmother
Iβm not like other girlsβIβm five raccoons in a trench coat.
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Some Boys' Mother
@someboysmother
@SnarkyMommy78 You were able to get your jeans ON?! I'm afraid to even try. My quaransnacking may have made such a thing impossible.
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Some Boys' Mother
@someboysmother
@JeremyKlemin PLEASE STOP ROASTING US, NORWAY. WE CANNOT AFFORD THE COPAY FOR THE BURN WARD.
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Some Boys' Mother
@someboysmother
Any other parents use their coffee mugs as a disguise for eating ice cream?
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Some Boys' Mother
@someboysmother
2yo: Peekaboo! I see you!
[Runs away laughing manically]
BANG!
Me: ... But clearly not the wall!
[Runs away laughing manically]
BANG!
Me: ... But clearly not the wall!
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Some Boys' Mother
@someboysmother
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
