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@parker__farquer I said to Mr Nic βBloody hell, thatβs the kind of place Arthur goes for her holidaysβ
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Mrs Scary Nic
@sp1305
The patient in her surgical stocking pic.twitter.com/pUBLXqeUoz
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Mrs Scary Nic
@sp1305
I am at the Doctors. A lady here has a husband who is "queer with the shingles"
Mrs Scary Nic
@sp1305
The Rickshaw Challenge is such a fabulous thing. I loves it
Mrs Stitch Lip Nic
@sp1305
@Beakmoo @pellivision Maybe so. Here are some flowers and a pretty star x
Mrs Sarah Nic
@sp1305
Well I would stick up for you but you won't let me follow you so bollocks
Subtweet THAT in yer hat and punch it
Subtweet THAT in yer hat and punch it
Mrs Sarah Nic
@sp1305
Even if we're just lounging around the house my wife is usually quite heavily made up. Because I haven't even got a wife.
Retweet of status by @Cain_Unable
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Mrs Sarah Nic
@sp1305
@AuntyBerberf @jamierubicin HA! I bloody KNEW this would happen!
Mrs Sarah Nic
@sp1305
@captain_parsnip @5amrunningfreak Not anymore!
Mrs Sarah Nic
@sp1305
My new house
1. Is in Essex
2. Smells of wee
3. Has a fairy door pic.twitter.com/stkXYdtDRg
1. Is in Essex
2. Smells of wee
3. Has a fairy door pic.twitter.com/stkXYdtDRg
Mrs Sarah Nic
@sp1305
Just read a tweet that reminded me of the glorious time I farted so loudly it woke the husband up & he apologised to me.
Retweet of status by @LadyLisaCusack
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
