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copy & paste +upvote -downvote "I found my boss eating peanuts, the other day. I shouted; "Why are you eating my salary!"
We laughed and laughed!
Then he fired me. "
ππ₯
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E.I. ZUMA
@spacyzuma
Can I have some of what you've been smoking please twitter.com/saatah/status/β¦
29 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can I have some of what you've been smoking please π https://t.co/PU1arOCgWe
E.I. ZUMA
@spacyzuma
Holy Shit!!! RT @GodwinStrings: Wow. Thank God for that glass cage.
pic.twitter.com/LXrccokwz5
pic.twitter.com/LXrccokwz5
Retweet of status by @spacyzuma
20 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Holy Shit!!! π± RT @GodwinStrings: Wow. Thank God for that glass cage.
https://t.co/LXrccokwz5
E.I. ZUMA
@spacyzuma
Single mothers are fathers because they play a father's role...
But...gender roles are archaic...
Shebi you see why people are confused.
But...gender roles are archaic...
Shebi you see why people are confused.
Retweet of status by @SomiEkhasomhi
19 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Single mothers are fathers because they play a father's role...π©
But...gender roles are archaic...
Shebi you see why people are confused.
E.I. ZUMA
@spacyzuma
Another day is given. Go, make it count. Good morning
Retweet of status by @chichisplurge
16 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Another day is given. Go, make it count. Good morningβ€οΈ
E.I. ZUMA
@spacyzuma
Tonight we're bringing a pant shifting episode pic.twitter.com/0dDYEAcGXj
Retweet of status by @MyHoeStory
11 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tonight we're bringing a pant shifting episode π https://t.co/0dDYEAcGXj
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@spacyzuma
R.I.P big Boss,Thank u for everything pic.twitter.com/g2AZ3pfR4p
Retweet of status by @ighalojude
08 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote R.I.P big Boss,Thank u for everythingπ₯ππ https://t.co/g2AZ3pfR4p
06 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fuck me!
sideways. in a chair.
backwards. twice.
from behind. on top.
for hours. upside down.
horizontally. standing up
in the bedπ
E.I. ZUMA
@spacyzuma
You can't catch Toke Makinwa in a state of "unslay" anyway.
I'm sure she rolls out of bed in the mornings properly highlighted & contoured
I'm sure she rolls out of bed in the mornings properly highlighted & contoured
Retweet of status by @village_Geh
28 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You can't catch Toke Makinwa in a state of "unslay" anyway.
I'm sure she rolls out of bed in the mornings properly highlighted & contouredπ
E.I. ZUMA
@spacyzuma
The fact that she was trying to be a sales man for older men is just laughable twitter.com/oloni/status/7β¦
Retweet of status by @_ComfortB
26 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The fact that she was trying to be a sales man for older men is just laughable π https://t.co/AnfzuAhfiX
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ