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Robyn
@sparky_monkay
@OctopusCaveman @spielsonwheels Pssssst, coat them with powdered sugar and keep them in a sealed container to avoid this
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Robyn
@sparky_monkay
Dearest friends across the pond, sending you our unending and enduring hope and love pic.twitter.com/BWFdxACJHa
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Robyn
@sparky_monkay
For those that are bored, ask your Alexa this.... How many cheeses are there in the world?
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Robyn
@sparky_monkay
@CoralReefer420 Goby is SO photogenic
Robyn
@sparky_monkay
Today is #NationalMacaroonDay : another great occasion to share our favorite poster! pic.twitter.com/2nMKdl5WlB
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Robyn
@sparky_monkay
@onlyastoner Ugh, I can't choose between purple parrots or green monkeys. I am a Monkay but purple is life
Robyn
@sparky_monkay
@spielsonwheels I was literally conceived on Valentine's day
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Robyn
@sparky_monkay
Forever building up unrealistic expectations in every relationship & then being shocked when Iโm let down
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Robyn
@sparky_monkay
It's always "about the children" until the children aren't white.
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Robyn
@sparky_monkay
One of my friends lives 3 blocks away and has been "about to head over" for almost 3 hours
Robyn
@sparky_monkay
So weโve just completely thrown the separation of church and state out the fucking window huh?
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
