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Ken
@specia1_k
Your pet doesnβt remember who their parents are and for some reason thatβs making me extra sad like theyββ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Fleetwood Mac sex pants
@specia1_k
I hate people that post bachelor spoilers on Monday. Wait till us lame bitches can watch it on Hulu on Tuesday
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Fleetwood Mac sex pants
@specia1_k
And sheβs in all black, probably mourning a loss. pic.twitter.com/BW05koqxDi
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Ken
@specia1_k
JUST DID SOMETHING V BIG FOR ME AND DELETED ALL THE PICTURES OF THE BOY WHO BROKE MY HEART I AM WOMAN I AM STRONG AND HE AINT SHIT
Ken
@specia1_k
Starting a petition that people over the age of 50 have to retake the damn driving test every ten years. #relearntodriveplease
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Scranton Strangler
@specia1_k
I wonder what itβs like to park at the gym... and just... go inside and not sit in my car for 10-15 minutes
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Scranton Strangler
@specia1_k
I need someone to cuddle me and hold me while I cry because today was so shitty and Iβm fuckin lonely
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Sconesy Cider
@specia1_k
I love those two hours between getting paid and paying rent when you look at your bank account and can pretend you have money to spend.
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Sconesy Cider
@specia1_k
Social media is fun bc without it I wouldnβt have known my grandma is extremely racist and despises millennials
Ken
@specia1_k
Me: I have the best veggie burger waiting for me at home
My mom: I have tequila waiting for me at home
My mom is goals
My mom: I have tequila waiting for me at home
My mom is goals
Ken
@specia1_k
HBD to the one and only @_texaspoontappa pic.twitter.com/ogXFQHhBDZ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
