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captaingreybeard @squeakydad1

My 11 year olds sordid ‘under-the-bed’ secret is out.

10,000 crisp packets

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@ar_el_ Hopefully you are feeling better

captaingreybeard @squeakydad1

Turns out all she needed was the sun.

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My body is so average I could be the naked lady in the encyclopedias

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My phone keeps making notification noises, but idk what they’re for and can’t find any actual notifications...FML

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oh Canada , we love our Beavers pic.twitter.com/qZ0tCBXV6n

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Uh-oh. Brittany who hasn’t fucked her husband in 5 years thinks it’s icky that I like saying daddy

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fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*

ReganBrittany @ReganBrittany

Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney

Rickygonz1215 @Rickygonz1215

If I weighed 182 I'd be cut