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Sam
@Ssammyywammyy
Me: I’m done with him, I promise
Pregnancy Test:
Pregnancy Test:
Retweet of status by @ashhdanileigh
18 Aug 20
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Pregnancy Test: ⏸
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Sam
@ssammyywammyy
Today is just one of those days where I just can’t seem to get myself out of bed
Retweet of status by @_LilyanaE
23 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today is just one of those days where I just can’t seem to get myself out of bed 😩
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Sam
@ssammyywammyy
The reason y’all corny bitches love jhene aiko is cuz she writes songs flexing on the man she still communicating w JUST like y’all
Retweet of status by @kerarene_
17 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The reason y’all corny bitches love jhene aiko is cuz she writes songs flexing on the man she still communicating w JUST like y’all 😂
Sam
@ssammyywammyy
Can’t spell Christy without Chris pic.twitter.com/RA5HxhZ6XI
Retweet of status by @Christaaaay_
06 Oct 19
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Sam
@ssammyywammyy
My ex just texted me a picture of food he cooked and said “ya new nigga could never” and blocked my number right after lmfaooooo
Retweet of status by @_rinarosee
31 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My ex just texted me a picture of food he cooked and said “ya new nigga could never” and blocked my number right after lmfaooooo😭😭
Sam
@ssammyywammyy
He has a double chin just like his godfather. pic.twitter.com/f1BMcoEeLL
Retweet of status by @_RichyRozay_
29 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote He has a double chin just like his godfather. 🥺 https://t.co/f1BMcoEeLL
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Sam
@ssammyywammyy
Movie Time pic.twitter.com/59iT9jgw8p
26 May 19
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Sam
@ssammyywammyy
being with someone who isn’t your child’s biological parent, but they treat your child as their own has to be the best feeling out there.
Retweet of status by @angeeeidali
02 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote being with someone who isn’t your child’s biological parent, but they treat your child as their own has to be the best feeling out there.❤️
Sam
@ssammyywammyy
A different kind of first dance...
pic.twitter.com/xHOgcFVy07
pic.twitter.com/xHOgcFVy07
Retweet of status by @ATRboxinguk
01 Mar 19
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🥊👰🤵🥊 https://t.co/xHOgcFVy07
Sam
@ssammyywammyy
Bitches love to be home wreckers, but try to pretend they’re not
Retweet of status by @_verenaaaa
19 Feb 19
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊