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Elika Sadeghi
@steakNstiffarms
If you didn't get hot-boxed at Oracle, were you really even at Oracle?
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Elika Sadeghi
@steakNstiffarms
I ended up ordering takeout here and the guy handed me my order and said "enjoy your box" and I almost died
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Elika Sadeghi
@steakNstiffarms
Imagine losing followers because you were like "hey guys, can we agree the US should be more important to us than Russia?!"
Elika Sadeghi
@steakNstiffarms
Noooooo Doc Rivers bought Paul Pierce a wheelchair as his retirement present pic.twitter.com/cBzcmJARv6
Retweet of status by @World_Wide_Wob
Elika Sadeghi
@steakNstiffarms
Speaking of tits I'm kinda bummed @Mtrubisky10 deleted this. Like what's wrong with that? pic.twitter.com/ykbd0P1KGb
Elika Sadeghi
@steakNstiffarms
Today continues to suck.
Elika Sadeghi
@steakNstiffarms
@AmericanAir You don't look a day over 40! But now I'm embarrassed, cuz I didn't get you anything unwavering loyalty aside...
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Elika Sadeghi
@steakNstiffarms
@CaptTouchback None of the above? Or is this way too farmers only dot com? pic.twitter.com/nQZy9eUeS5
Elika Sadeghi
@steakNstiffarms
@SydGolic just look up #30FORTINDER for my greatest hits
Elika Sadeghi
@steakNstiffarms
Can't wait for the lawyer of a Nigerian prince to email @POTUS
Elika Sadeghi
@steakNstiffarms
You know those dropping claw things nobody ever wins?! I won $100 on my first try pic.twitter.com/xDXlAUCWP6
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
