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Eduardo la Tubby
@sufridx
Bitches be like,β I got 4 kids. Jaiden, Brayden, Kayden, & Aiden. β Like damn Bitch, Okayden.
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Eduardo
@sufridx
My coworker wants to kill me.
I can see it in his eyes
I can see it in his eyes
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Eduardo
@sufridx
This reminds of the time somebody brought a crockpot dish to work, and roaches started crawling out if the burner twitter.com/iamhusk/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @Pinky_Balboa
Eduardo
@sufridx
I havenβt had my ass ate in a long time
Retweet of status by @brazyybratt
Eduardo
@sufridx
iβm FAR from being gay:
me
(2 min. walk)
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
me
(2 min. walk)
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @not_baileyy
Eduardo
@sufridx
You know I always thought as I aged I would mature out of being a dumb bitch but I think itβs something that Iβll take to the grave with me
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Eduardo
@sufridx
Please and thank you pic.twitter.com/21xJd57oYw
Retweet of status by @LoveBertoBitch
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Eduardo
@sufridx
bottoms: hey handsome! how was your day?
tops (24 hours later): oh hey. good
bottom: iβm good too! just back frβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
tops (24 hours later): oh hey. good
bottom: iβm good too! just back frβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @LouisStaples
Eduardo
@sufridx
I woke up with a fucking headache. All i had was 3 beers.
Idk how u kids do it
Idk how u kids do it
Eduardo
@sufridx
male feminists be like βi hate men too i wanna kms bc im a man maybe we could talk about our hatred of men together in my dms β
Retweet of status by @micuhhhhhh
Eduardo
@sufridx
The Princess Diaries is finally on Netflix BITCH going Genovia brb
Retweet of status by @oceanpxpi
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
