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Suj
@sujatachandran
British people having sex like..
"mmm yes splendid, ahh scrumptious indeed, carry on"
"God heavens, I'm arriving"
"mmm yes splendid, ahh scrumptious indeed, carry on"
"God heavens, I'm arriving"
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Suj
@sujatachandran
One man's cougar is another man's grandmother
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Suj
@sujatachandran
Disclaimer: I havenโt written this quote, so donโt make my life difficult
Suj
@sujatachandran
@Here_I_am____ Donโt bother..she wonโt give you a chance to talk
Suj
@sujatachandran
@ashwanikapoor_ It reached their target audience of 100k
Suj
@sujatachandran
This is Bob
Bob hearts my tweets
Bob doesn't say creepy shit
Bob doesn't ask to see nudes
Be like Bob
Bob hearts my tweets
Bob doesn't say creepy shit
Bob doesn't ask to see nudes
Be like Bob
Retweet of status by @96Samgabbi
Suj
@sujatachandran
Imran Khan's ex-wife is his biggest troll. Think twice before marrying a woman and think a hundred times before pissing her off.
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@sujatachandran
Do butt plugs come in sizes so you can match up your gaping hole to the dick size?
Retweet of status by @bgdadyspnkbtm
Suj
@sujatachandran
โPeople need to stop swinging their high IQ around like a dick.โ
- @leeleebb21
If this doesnโt make you wannaโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
- @leeleebb21
If this doesnโt make you wannaโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
