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Sam
@SumoSamm
The gym always puts me in a good mood
Retweet of status by @GymRatsOfficial
30 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The gym always puts me in a good mood π―
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Sam
@SumoSamm
Errbody talkin bout Bb. Pilipinas, then here comes me missing ma bb
30 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Errbody talkin bout Bb. Pilipinas, then here comes me missing ma bb π
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Sam
@SumoSamm
Stupid conversations all make sense when you're talking to someone special.
Retweet of status by @kennethjeromekj
24 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Stupid conversations all make sense when you're talking to someone special. π€π―
23 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My girl doesn't have to say "no" to me. All she need is to adjust her tone up to point where I'll just be happier to stay at home. π
Sam
@SumoSamm
if you'll do something outside your comfort zone that will make you a better person, do it for yourself not for anybody else.
Retweet of status by @MikaelaArcenal
17 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote if you'll do something outside your comfort zone that will make you a better person, do it for yourself not for anybody else. π€
Sam
@SumoSamm
I overheard 3 girls talking
Girl 1: "Let's hunt some eggs!"
Girl 2: "You mean man-balls!"
All: "Yasssssss!"
Wtf. Happy Easter
Girl 1: "Let's hunt some eggs!"
Girl 2: "You mean man-balls!"
All: "Yasssssss!"
Wtf. Happy Easter
Retweet of status by @TheEjHeider
15 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I overheard 3 girls talking
Girl 1: "Let's hunt some eggs!"
Girl 2: "You mean man-balls!"
All: "Yasssssss!"
Wtf. Happy Easter π
Sam
@SumoSamm
There is always a solution pic.twitter.com/BXgE1iUXO6
Retweet of status by @GYMM0TlVATl0N
15 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There is always a solution πͺπΌ https://t.co/BXgE1iUXO6
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Sam
@SumoSamm
Good looks, being rich, and being famous does not give you a license to cheat.
01 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Good looks, being rich, and being famous does not give you a license to cheat. π
Sam
@SumoSamm
Funny mo Sam twitter.com/sumosamm/statuβ¦
03 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Funny mo Sam π€£ππ€£ππ€£ https://t.co/jYMpCAMF8l
03 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hate it when people don't know how to return what they borrowed from me. π
Sam
@SumoSamm
Me wants to drink but instantly remembers that im not broken, just broke.
24 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me wants to drink but instantly remembers that im not broken, just broke. π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ