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Super Doll
@superdollman
A Rube Goldberg machine where at the end your dad says heโs proud of you
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Super Doll
@superdollman
Oh and donโt forget to pour out some eggnog in memory of all the elves that died in the toy mines for Santa this year
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Super Doll
@superdollman
[First day as doctor]
Who has four thumbs and is gonna reattach your hands?
This guy
Who has four thumbs and is gonna reattach your hands?
This guy
Retweet of status by @PatsATweetin
Super Doll
@superdollman
Spber me druknme
mroe alcohol
mroe alcohol
Retweet of status by @tennisonok
Super Doll
@superdollman
Feathers Caps
Macaroni
Macaroni
Super Doll
@superdollman
Super Doll
@superdollman
I am a:
Man
Woman
Baby
Looking for:
Man
Woman
The nose my Papa stole
Man
Woman
Baby
Looking for:
Man
Woman
The nose my Papa stole
Retweet of status by @Mom_Overboard
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Super Doll
@superdollman
Twitter when someone tweets a joke they worked hard on:
Twitter when someone tweets a screenshot from Reddit or whatever:
Twitter when someone tweets a screenshot from Reddit or whatever:
Super Doll
@superdollman
TWEET CALL
To celebrate 10K of you crazy bastards following me and the start of my Private Detective parody seโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
To celebrate 10K of you crazy bastards following me and the start of my Private Detective parody seโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Super Doll
@superdollman
Old women in nursery rhymes be like
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Super Doll
@superdollman
WAITER: Is Pepsi OK?
[flashback to last night, lying in bed next to Pepsi, sharing a cigarette]
ME: Pepsi is more than OK.
[flashback to last night, lying in bed next to Pepsi, sharing a cigarette]
ME: Pepsi is more than OK.
Retweet of status by @dave_cactus
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
