iEmoji Feeds @bram (surrealvehicle)
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bram
@surrealvehicle
@CrockettForReal tbh it wasn't intentional
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van gothula
@surrealvehicle
If evolution isn't real then how did
this turn into that pic.twitter.com/EtwobEpJwC
this turn into that pic.twitter.com/EtwobEpJwC
Retweet of status by @realfunghi
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van gothula
@surrealvehicle
Amphibian? More like Am-puke-ian! Amirite? Up top! pic.twitter.com/d3mXhtBll3
Retweet of status by @realfunghi
van gothula
@surrealvehicle
I was not emotionally prepared for my mom to ask, "so when did you start dressing like a cougar?"
Retweet of status by @LizerReal
Red's Surreal Vehicle
@surrealvehicle
. Santa Vampire
- comes to
houses at night
- needs an
invitationβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
- comes to
houses at night
- needs an
invitationβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
πΈREDRUM's Surreal VehicleπΈ
@surrealvehicle
[at playground]
ME: *watching my kids play* sure love my little accidents
OTHER PARENT: accidents?
ME: HOW DO KIDS HAPPEN?
ME: *watching my kids play* sure love my little accidents
OTHER PARENT: accidents?
ME: HOW DO KIDS HAPPEN?
Retweet of status by @PleaseBeGneiss
Red's Surreal Vehicle
@surrealvehicle
Donβt tell me a bottle of wine isnβt a snack, because I just had it as one.
Retweet of status by @saltysarcasmOG
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
