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listen to reason👂🏻
@suzannemariedo
Any woman: [tweets a vaguely sexual joke]
Men: pic.twitter.com/d9P6kt5f7q
Men: pic.twitter.com/d9P6kt5f7q
Retweet of status by @Freak0nIine
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listen to reason👂🏻
@suzannemariedo
Twitter My mom using
a TV remote
“Why isn’t this thing working?
a TV remote
“Why isn’t this thing working?
Retweet of status by @adamgreattweet
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listen to reason👂🏻
@suzannemariedo
@Coolhtowngirl but what about this pic.twitter.com/pj72jaA66O
listen to dickfoot 👂🏻🎄
@suzannemariedo
When you dance to a Björk song you're not just dancing to beautiful music, you're participating in a spell
Retweet of status by @human_not_bees
listen to Thriller™️🧟♀️👂🏻
@suzannemariedo
Swiss cheese My boxers
Holes caused by gas
Holes caused by gas
Retweet of status by @WhatsAGreenhorn
listen to Thriller™️🧟♀️👂🏻
@suzannemariedo
When you fuck a girl who had a hysterectomy you put your dick In her Willy Nilly
listen to reason OGV👂🏻
@suzannemariedo
If you still play Pokémon Go dm because I need someone with that kind of commitment in my life
(Jk please please… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
(Jk please please… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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listen to reason OGV👂🏻
@suzannemariedo
[restaurant]
me: can you box this up for me?
waiter: ️
me: thanks!
me: can you box this up for me?
waiter: ️
me: thanks!
Retweet of status by @climaxximus
listen to reason👂🏻
@suzannemariedo
maybe she’s born with it,
maybe it’s the 50 reply guys in her DMs telling her she’s so sexy aha
maybe it’s the 50 reply guys in her DMs telling her she’s so sexy aha
Retweet of status by @smirkingviolet
listen to reason👂🏻
@suzannemariedo
He’s a realboy with a #NewProfilePic so give him a follow twitter.com/patsatweetin/s…
Retweet of status by @smirkingviolet
listen to reason👂🏻
@suzannemariedo
Cuteness overload pic.twitter.com/dgusN6Ua2p
Retweet of status by @i_iove_nature
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@Bentley_SODMG
“@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”
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