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β¨Future Teacherβ¨
@swarkanSASS
My assistant manager looked at me this morning and asked if I've lost weight. I've been on a diet since Wednesday.
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β¨Future Teacherβ¨
@swarkanSASS
Apparently @TheNickGeller is on a roll this evening and I'm glad that I get to watch it all
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β¨Future Teacherβ¨
@swarkanSASS
"Trump is TIME's man of the year. And so was Hitler." Yeah, so was Obama. Twice. Hitler also had two nipples. So does Trump.
β¨Future Teacherβ¨
@swarkanSASS
@FarmBoySD *either. Dammit.
β¨Queen E.β¨
@swarkanSASS
Dear Clemson, please beat Oklahoma today
Retweet of status by @TXFordGirl
β¨Queen E.β¨
@swarkanSASS
I'm approaching 3,000
Everyone that follows me until I hit 3,000 will get a follow back
.. Unless you RT a ton of porn
Everyone that follows me until I hit 3,000 will get a follow back
.. Unless you RT a ton of porn
Retweet of status by @R0yalSavage
β¨Queen E.β¨
@swarkanSASS
RT this if you're an ANON.
FAV this if you're a personal.
I want to follow new people!
FAV this if you're a personal.
I want to follow new people!
Retweet of status by @SouthrenProud
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β¨Queen E.β¨
@swarkanSASS
STILL at the concert. 1D slayed. Calvin Harris and the queen, @ddlovato left! #KISSJingleBall
β¨Not Engaged.β¨
@swarkanSASS
@TacoKingCoco on my way.
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@swarkanSASS
Ed Sheeran is rolling over in his grave and he's not even dead. Why did you just ruin a great song?
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@swarkanSASS
PLEASE RT, HELP YA GIRL OUT HERE pic.twitter.com/fL2jK0KKL6
Retweet of status by @izkhaliifaa
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
