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Pouty Perfection
@sweetandsimple6
Never approach
A bull from the front,
A horse from the rear,
Or a fool from any direction.
A bull from the front,
A horse from the rear,
Or a fool from any direction.
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Pouty Perfection
@sweetandsimple6
When nobody else believes your BS.
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Pouty Perfection
@sweetandsimple6
I do believe
We can safely say
It is in fact
A sweet sweet Friday at last
Have a great day friends
We can safely say
It is in fact
A sweet sweet Friday at last
Have a great day friends
Retweet of status by @shewitsch
Pouty Perfection
@sweetandsimple6
12 hr fast because I have to do blood work this morning???
Who the fuck invents these rules?
I. WANT. FOOD
Who the fuck invents these rules?
I. WANT. FOOD
Pouty Perfection
@sweetandsimple6
8 has just been to the fridge for a snack and asked if I wanted a beer fetching. It's 11:12am... I think he finally gets me.
Retweet of status by @Majorboobage
Pouty Perfection
@sweetandsimple6
First Date...
Girl- I would like a salad but instead of the lettuce can I get fries and instead of croutons I want a burger.
Guy-
Girl- I would like a salad but instead of the lettuce can I get fries and instead of croutons I want a burger.
Guy-
Retweet of status by @tonyposnanski
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
