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Scott Williαms
@swilliams
@shalgrim You can always count on me
31 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @shalgrim You can always count on me 😁
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Scott Williαms
@swilliams
Dear API developers,
Please please please please do not use 200 OK as your error status.
Please please please please do not use 200 OK as your error status.
14 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear API developers,
Please please please please do not use 200 OK as your error status.
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Scott Williαms
@swilliams
Snow is just Earth Parmesan. ️ pic.twitter.com/nKIJ9odCYY
Retweet of status by @ChloeCondon
15 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Snow is just Earth Parmesan. ☃️🌨️🌍 https://t.co/nKIJ9odCYY
Scott Williαms
@swilliams
@Aleen Could do with a little less ‘wisdom’ right now.
28 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Aleen Could do with a little less ‘wisdom’ right now. 😂
Scott Williams
@swilliams
They made fetch happen. pic.twitter.com/PQm7e879yl
Retweet of status by @AlyssaNicoll
29 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote They made fetch happen. 😏 https://t.co/PQm7e879yl
Scott Williams
@swilliams
What if aliens abducted all the bigfoots?
Retweet of status by @dan_abramov
01 Jul 17
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Scott Williams
@swilliams
09 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We’re now farther away from the release of jQuery (01/06) than the release of jQuery was from the release of JavaScript (09/95)… 👴⌛️💾
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Scott Williams
@swilliams
Pretty awesome that there is now a supported way to program Lego Mindstorms with real Swift code! twitter.com/verge/status/8…
Retweet of status by @clattner_llvm
01 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pretty awesome that there is now a supported way to program Lego Mindstorms with real Swift code! 🤖🏎📱 https://t.co/DCnsB5lBOO
Scott Williams
@swilliams
Kids want to hear 1989 but can't remember the year.
"Play 1999"
"K" *plays Prince*
"Nooo! 19...79"
"K" *Smashing Pumpkins*
"Daaaad"
"Play 1999"
"K" *plays Prince*
"Nooo! 19...79"
"K" *Smashing Pumpkins*
"Daaaad"
29 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kids want to hear 1989 but can't remember the year.
"Play 1999"
"K" *plays Prince*
"Nooo! 19...79"
"K" *Smashing Pumpkins*
"Daaaad"
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Scott Williams
@swilliams
04 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 📂Good tweets
└📁Q2
└📁may_the_4th
└⚠️ This folder is empty
Scott Williams
@swilliams
Bye-bye @ParseIt! You was my friend for long 4 years #parseshutdown pic.twitter.com/SWxkRCwsWL
Retweet of status by @vixentael
30 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bye-bye @ParseIt! You was my friend for long 4 years 😢 #parseshutdown https://t.co/SWxkRCwsWL
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊