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Malachi
@switchinlaines
*siri starts talking*
Melissa: “stfu bitch, she just starts talking when I don’t even talk to her first”
Melissa: “stfu bitch, she just starts talking when I don’t even talk to her first”
21 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *siri starts talking*
Melissa: “stfu bitch, she just starts talking when I don’t even talk to her first”
😂💀
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Malachi
@switchinlaines
hate when people complain about shit they can change
Retweet of status by @JOHNNYFLAMEE
18 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote hate when people complain about shit they can change 🤦🏽♂️
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Malachi
@switchinlaines
never met a pumpkin I didn’t like pic.twitter.com/n1fUewXQrv
Retweet of status by @shy_ann1316
18 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote never met a pumpkin I didn’t like🧡 https://t.co/n1fUewXQrv
Malachi
@switchinlaines
Now that we’re settled in.....
Bye bye apt 211, hello HOUSE It’s a WIP @Thinos_2one4 pic.twitter.com/N8TYMOOmy7
Bye bye apt 211, hello HOUSE It’s a WIP @Thinos_2one4 pic.twitter.com/N8TYMOOmy7
Retweet of status by @nat__amused
23 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Now that we’re settled in.....
Bye bye apt 211, hello ✨HOUSE✨ It’s a WIP😉 @Thinos_2one4 https://t.co/N8TYMOOmy7
Malachi
@switchinlaines
Another Wednesday without a dancehall
Retweet of status by @BrandonVizcarra
15 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Another Wednesday without a dancehall 😪
Malachi
@switchinlaines
Josh Abbott made texas one of the first states open amid the pandemic and now that numbers are skyrocketing he is blaming millennials
Retweet of status by @Madison14
17 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Josh Abbott made texas one of the first states open amid the pandemic and now that numbers are skyrocketing he is blaming millennials 🤣🤣🤣
Malachi
@switchinlaines
I turn 21 in a week
27 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I turn 21 in a week 🤭
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Malachi
@switchinlaines
If I keep hitting you up, ima test you and see if you’ll hmu and if you don’t well
Retweet of status by @95Cricrix10
31 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If I keep hitting you up, ima test you and see if you’ll hmu and if you don’t well 😁✌🏼
01 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If i delete you on snap just know i don’t fuck with u no more 🤭
Malachi
@switchinlaines
Heartache Medication
Retweet of status by @georgeblevins24
12 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Heartache Medication 💊
Malachi
@switchinlaines
@_EAlejandre Oh yeah Lorena was like it’s fine it’s still cleaning her
20 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @_EAlejandre Oh yeah 💀💀 Lorena was like it’s fine it’s still cleaning her 😂
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊