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Sɯσʅҽ Pαƚɾσʅ
@swole____patrol
My husband already has my gifts wrapped under the tree His haven’t arrived yet
19 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My husband already has my gifts wrapped under the tree 😳 His haven’t arrived yet 😰
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Sɯσʅҽ Pαƚɾσʅ
@swole____patrol
Why didn’t Christmas ever come this quick when I was a kid…as an adult hold the fuck on
19 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why didn’t Christmas ever come this quick when I was a kid…as an adult hold the fuck on 😩😒🤣
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Sɯσʅҽ Pαƚɾσʅ
@swole____patrol
If your partner has a celebrity crush and they look nothing like you… yikes
09 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If your partner has a celebrity crush and they look nothing like you… yikes 😬
Sɯσʅҽ Pαƚɾσʅ
@swole____patrol
At this point I’m convinced my husband likes crazy… if I’m calm it’s just not fun for him or something
04 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote At this point I’m convinced my husband likes crazy… if I’m calm it’s just not fun for him or something 😌💃🏽
Sɯσʅҽ Pαƚɾσʅ
@swole____patrol
Women sleeping naked after a fight allows their significant other to decide whether they want to be mad or not
21 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Women sleeping naked after a fight allows their significant other to decide whether they want to be mad or not😌
Sɯσʅҽ Pαƚɾσʅ
@swole____patrol
It’s so hot Texas pic.twitter.com/32t1oS807V
31 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s so hot🔥 Texas🥵 https://t.co/32t1oS807V
Sɯσʅҽ Pαƚɾσʅ
@swole____patrol
Responding to my with was a real boner killer, sir.
Retweet of status by @Marcmywords2
17 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Responding to my 😍 with 👍🏼was a real boner killer, sir.
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Sɯσʅҽ Pαƚɾσʅ
@swole____patrol
Surviving this heat... taking it one sun dress at a time pic.twitter.com/836ItreTeI
08 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Surviving this heat... taking it one sun dress at a time 🌞☀️🔥🥵 https://t.co/836ItreTeI
Sɯσʅҽ Pαƚɾσʅ
@swole____patrol
04 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Early morning Twitter is so peaceful.🌻
Sɯσʅҽ Pαƚɾσʅ
@swole____patrol
Be good to others... you never know how your small act of decency could keep someone off the ledge
Retweet of status by @softly_sighing2
03 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Be good to others... you never know how your small act of decency could keep someone off the ledge 💜
Sɯσʅҽ Pαƚɾσʅ
@swole____patrol
If you read my words here and feel malice sprinkled in them, know YOU did the sprinkling, babe.
Retweet of status by @softly_sighing2
21 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you read my words here and feel malice sprinkled in them, know YOU did the sprinkling, babe. 💋
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊