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SJ
@swunderlich
Me "al dente means perfect"
Sam "you're al dente"
Sam "you're al dente"
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SJ
@swunderlich
Not gonna lie I didn't get everyone's obsession w lip Gallagher at first but now
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ucking kick me down a flight of stairs
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SJ
@swunderlich
ucking kick me down a flight of stairs
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SJ
@swunderlich
It all comes down to finding the person you can own a puppy with for the rest of your life
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SJ
@swunderlich
Just sneezed like 7x in line at target but instead of saying "bless u" the women behind me said "I wish she would shut the fuck up"
SJ
@swunderlich
I luv when celebs post vids of their workouts w their million dollar trainers bc it's like I have a million dollar trainer (for free)
SJ
@swunderlich
"my past behind me like a ponytail" pic.twitter.com/k03Lh3SWPm
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@swunderlich
Congrats to the best neighbor ever. So proud of you Benny!! @BenPolk8 #MLSSuperDraft
SJ
@swunderlich
This is so creative pic.twitter.com/eovWddo6Ze
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SJ βΈ
@swunderlich
Never thought I would be this sad about not going back 2 Herk
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
