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@swxxii
Tonight I saw a very funny lady @CeliaPacquola but she canโt take a compliment so if anyone asks, she was a little bit shit.
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@swxxii
RETWEET IF YOU DO THIS pic.twitter.com/thkS8Ba1XA
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@swxxii
Sometimes the hottest thing your partner can say is "I've done all the housework" oh it's so so good!
Retweet of status by @bradstewart88
Simon
@swxxii
@mrgnarchr You need to somehow monetize your ability to attract grindr psychos
Simon
@swxxii
- Yep, we just made an inter-dimensional portal with #ARkit
cc @madewithARKit pic.twitter.com/W5pNQBXZs3
cc @madewithARKit pic.twitter.com/W5pNQBXZs3
Simon
@swxxii
@TheRealDanik @DionKagan WHO DID THIS?
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@swxxii
Hero is not a fucking verb. #MasterchefAU
Simon
@swxxii
@JamesM_Deg dat gif doe
Simon
@swxxii
Who are these people with portable DVD players on the train? Like โฆ is it 2001?
Simon
@swxxii
Downloaded an Instagram model's ebook. It's a PDF of a PowerPoint. Stay in your lane.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
