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Sydney Paige
@sydneypaige125
You ever pull out 3 eggs to make a cake, but your 3rd egg has two yolks.... 4 eggs
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Sydney Paige
@sydneypaige125
Your frat is good at drinking, my frat is good at speaking โฆ instagram.com/p/BbaqsBFgdbn9โฆ
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Sydney Paige
@sydneypaige125
Wait... I just realized that some guy told me I had a stripper body last night
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Sydney Paige
@sydneypaige125
Shoe shopping is so hard when your feet are little
Sydney Paige
@sydneypaige125
@HelenaHill117 I will if you dm me your number because I lost it in a phone switch
Sydney Paige
@SydneyPaige125
Use your blinker before you merge
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Sydney Paige
@SydneyPaige125
I love my bed
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Sydney Paige
@SydneyPaige125
@SeeMoreButts__ I'll be there
Sydney Paige
@SydneyPaige125
Redeeming number one on snapchat is a great feeling
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Sydney Paige
@SydneyPaige125
My boyfriend gave me a bag of his clothes that he doesn't wear anymore. Now I don't have to steal things from him pic.twitter.com/lQd6I2E6tz
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Sydney Paige
@SydneyPaige125
My singing is a 2, but my choreography is a solid 8, so I'm basically a 10 for car rides.
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
โ@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...โ
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