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Tabitha Wheeler
@tabithareneee
Coworker: Are you okay? You look like you're feeling rough. Like really really tired.
Me: I didn't have time to put on makeup today.
Me: I didn't have time to put on makeup today.
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Tabitha Wheeler
@tabithareneee
@mandyyypeterson Glad it's not just me.
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Tabitha Wheeler
@tabithareneee
@micaelamshrum Grand Cherokee, definitely.
Tabitha Wheeler
@tabithareneee
Omg why is this so funny pic.twitter.com/jyzwSdip9E
Tabitha Wheeler
@tabithareneee
If you're not ready to work and budget and be responsible for your own bills, you're not ready for marriage. Sorry, not sorry.
Tabitha Wheeler
@tabithareneee
Three months on the job and they're applying to give me a promotion. My supervisor's exact words: "because you're so fabulous."
Tabitha Wheeler
@tabithareneee
I just want my parents, my husband, and my best friends to be in the same place.
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Tabitha Wheeler
@tabithareneee
My mom switched shifts at work so with the time difference she's going to bed when I get home now. I miss our phone calls.
Tabitha Wheeler
@tabithareneee
This theater is so tiny. They're taking panoramic photos to capture how many people are here.
Tabitha Wheeler
@tabithareneee
I love when new skincare products make me break out.
Tabitha Wheeler
@tabithareneee
Monday mornings are entirely different when you have a full time job. I. Need. Sleep.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
