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pfftitsfrank
@tankcesar
So um, do you, idk, maybe, or if not it's cool too, want to head into the forest together at night & hunt for Bigfoot?
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Fα΅£βββ DA Tβββ
@tankcesar
@mistrustme1 Can you believe this place is fucking free?
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Fα΅£βββ DA Tβββ
@tankcesar
Thank God I proof read my work emails before hitting send. That's how I caught "Hi Cunthia" instead of "Hi Cynthia".
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t(._.t)Wayward Cunt Pickle
@tankcesar
\o/
"Everybody be cool"
"This is a robbery"
"Everybody be cool"
"This is a robbery"
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t(._.t)Wayward Cunt Pickle
@tankcesar
t(._.t)Wayward Cunt Pickle
@tankcesar
Not to brag but I didnt even attempt some bullshit New Years resolution this year
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@MsSkaarsgard SHOTS FIRED
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Me: Whatever. I donβt hold a grudge.
Also Me: Iβm going to burn his fucking house down
Also Me: Iβm going to burn his fucking house down
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I just tried to DM someone, βI whores,β but I fucked up and said, βI whites,β so I guess this is a MAGA account now.
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Wayward Cunt Pickle
@TankCesar
I uninstalled Twitter once and my phone's battery lasted 2 days.
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t(._.t)WaywardUncleβ’
@TankCesar
I'm adding more tweets to my draft folder than I'm putting out.
I'm never going to finish this Twitter game am I?
I'm never going to finish this Twitter game am I?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
