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Tess
@tasthespaz
If this quarantine doesnโt end soon Iโm going to end up teaching myself how to online shop and then itโs all over for my bank account
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Tess
@tasthespaz
You canโt switch up your energy with me and then get mad at me when I call you out on it
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Tess
@tasthespaz
lmaooo crazy how females claim to be your best friend but then are the first to switch up on you.
Retweet of status by @alexismarie_34
Tess
@tasthespaz
You canโt be saying cute, couple-y things if you donโt want to be a couple
Tess
@tasthespaz
This is why sports matter (via @michael_loftman) pic.twitter.com/VQU92RFzRW
Retweet of status by @AthleteSwag
Tess
@tasthespaz
If I donโt end up married to a baseball player Iโll be a little upset
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Tess
@tasthespaz
If you leave things at our house you got like 24 hours to come back and get it, or one of us will claim it
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Tess
@tasthespaz
You say youโre tired of the games, but youโre the only one playing????
Tess
@tasthespaz
What a throw from third pic.twitter.com/wvizqpOMOX
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Tess
@tasthespaz
The Braves spoof of Home Alone is pure gold
pic.twitter.com/bdC8LldLrM
pic.twitter.com/bdC8LldLrM
Retweet of status by @ShitBsbPlyrsSay
Tess
@tasthespaz
Marina talking about a boy.
โOh youโre only 5โ5โ? Well Iโm 5โ not interested in you anymore.โ
โOh youโre only 5โ5โ? Well Iโm 5โ not interested in you anymore.โ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
