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Mathew Johnston
@tf_mathew
If you didn’t pick me up at the bottom, don’t bother celebrating w me at the top
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Mathew Johnston
@tf_mathew
Honestly life is good rn, the world might be bad but LIFE is good
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Mathew Johnston
@tf_mathew
@Tadde_M Ice in my muddy water
Mathew Johnston
@tf_mathew
Doctor told me to lose weight, but I never lose
Mathew Johnston
@tf_mathew
haven’t lost my virginity cuz I don’t lose
Mathew Johnston
@tf_mathew
Dudes put “entrepreneur” in their insta bio but they workin at Trader Joe’s
Mathew Johnston
@tf_mathew
These lobbies were the best twitter.com/darrelleatsass…
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Mathew Johnston
@tf_mathew
I hope lightning hits me today
Mathew Johnston ♞
@tf_mathew
My mom always asks “ur es” never “vonc es”
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Mathew Johnston
@tf_mathew
It sounds like 1942 France outside my house
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Mathew Johnston
@tf_mathew
rt this and I'll draw your avi
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
