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αlex❁
@theAlexCrews
11yo: I should get my allowance from when I was away at camp.
Me:
11yo: What, so now you *don’t* support paid leave?
Me:
11yo: What, so now you *don’t* support paid leave?
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αlex❁
@theAlexCrews
@kkwestmoreland False alarm lol, security questions for the win
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αlex❁
@theAlexCrews
WHO. KNEW.
Apple is doin somethin. pic.twitter.com/0AtTLFs7N6
Apple is doin somethin. pic.twitter.com/0AtTLFs7N6
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αlex❁
@theAlexCrews
favorite stress reliever pic.twitter.com/h79whhYqbX
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αlex❁
@theAlexCrews
my girlfriend keeps FEEDING this overweight RACCOON under her deck because she “cares about him” i find THIS… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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alex❂
@theAlexCrews
Jealous of everyone going to the last ever Tahlequah, Oklahoma country night at #RIPEffex ..... Drink a beer for me
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alex❂
@theAlexCrews
This heat literally puts me in a bad mood every time I walk outside
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alex❂
@theAlexCrews
Whatever you do in life, don’t be that girl that doesn’t let her boyfriend have other female friends.
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alex❂
@theAlexCrews
We got a new girl at work and my boss said, “Let her train with Sidney.” Why? “Cause Sidney’s a bitch”
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alex❂
@theAlexCrews
Don’t belong to no city, don’t belong to no man. pic.twitter.com/8NYMnSH1lo
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alex❂
@theAlexCrews
so jealous/happy that @theAlexCrews is living it up in NYC
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
