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ππ°π’ππππ« darling
@the_real_keg
The main reason I want a boyfriend right now is that I need someone to put my steering wheel cover on before winter. Why is it so hard
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ππ°π’ππππ« darling
@the_real_keg
@GraceSpelman I cried laughing at this dinosaur when I was at the museum of nature on a first date pic.twitter.com/jjpldp3g63
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ππ°π’ππππ« darling
@the_real_keg
UPDATE Our dog Abby is still missing. Someone with a tracking dog was kind enough to come out and helpβ Abbβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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a real 'twα₯tter darling'
@the_real_keg
And Mom's checking on us again... Someone tell her we're not babies! pic.twitter.com/8QmcqACXVU
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a real 'twα₯tter darling'
@the_real_keg
We're remembering Chris Cornell today with this hauntingly beautiful acoustic version of "Fell On Black Days." pic.twitter.com/AWvOWYnYAe
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a real 'twα₯tter darling'
@the_real_keg
So proud. pic.twitter.com/RmuKxFqk9N
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twα₯ttr darling
@the_real_keg
Saturday night 10 years ago: Shots! Shots! Shots!
Me tonight: *fantasizing about the day that Lysol wipes will be back in stock*
Me tonight: *fantasizing about the day that Lysol wipes will be back in stock*
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twiter darling ~BLM β€
@the_real_keg
@chimdesires They have been fired This is the fast response we need This is the consistent justiceβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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twitr darling
@the_real_keg
this was on Big Cat Rescue's tripadvisor #TigerKing pic.twitter.com/SKUvCYw8OF
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twitr darling
@the_real_keg
Iβm looking for any and all funny non-carona tweets! I need to cheer up my mind and my timeline for a bit. Letβs have βem!!
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twitr darling
@the_real_keg
good morning to all who missed my lil stinker
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
