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Janelle Dazzlepants
@thedazzlepants
All this. But, don't actually chase me twitter.com/rachelminer1/sโฆ
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Janelle Dazzlepants
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Janelle Dazzlepants
@thedazzlepants
If I became a mutant my superpower would no doubt be manipulation of electricity, judging by the amount of static in my hair alone
Janelle Dazzlepants
@thedazzlepants
The irony is that it's a cover of When Doves Cry How can you just leave me standing, alone in a world that's so cold?
Janelle Dazzlepants
@thedazzlepants
I actually just heard a young girl on the train tell her friend that she "can only read kindle books because paper ones hurt her eyes"
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Janelle Dazzlepants
@thedazzlepants
A tribute. pic.twitter.com/vC0VNOViuO
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Janelle Dazzlepants
@thedazzlepants
@TheRealSoozyB I am, thanks! just annoyed as all hell about how careless people can be
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Janelle Dazzlepants
@thedazzlepants
Thank you Lemmy pic.twitter.com/Aae9YT983c
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Janelle Dazzlepants
@thedazzlepants
I felt very dumb this year when I finally realised that Ray Bans ban rays from hitting your eyeballs
Janelle Dazzlepants
@thedazzlepants
You can lose your mind on Mulholland Drive
Janelle Dazzlepants
@thedazzlepants
I suddenly need to see a drag queen do a show in the top level of a double decker bus
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
